I came up with “Jen’s Ten”. Top ten things that I want. So, let’s run down that top 10 checklist, shall we?
1. Say “Laters, Baby” when saying goodbye (Mr. Christian Grey makes it just seem completely HOT to hear that)
2. Tell me what you want in no uncertain terms with no reading between any lines and no confusion within the statement (because I can find doubt in just about any corner or crevice of a conversation)
3. Make me laugh even when I don’t want to
4. Wear AMAZING man-smelling deodorant (just go with it)
5. Be YOU and never feel a need to put on or pretend you’re someone you’re not
6. Quite possibly need a hearing aid (or enjoy listening to incessant talking at times)
7. Willing to call me on all of my bullshit and not let me slide on it (because, honestly, I’m tired of sliding by on it)
8. Honest (but not to a fault, because you know what you shouldn’t tell me)
9. Pick a pet name that is original (no pookie, sweetie, honey pie, or darling).
10. Surprise me often (by staying when it’s not always easy)
There it is…in black and white…no hiding from it anymore. It’s not much…just all that I want.
