Comparing apples and oranges

Too many people these days try to compare themselves to others.  I have been
known to do this from time to....always!!! I'm learning that everyone has
flaws...no one is completely perfect and you have to love yourself so that
others can love you and your imperfections as well.  I've spent countless
hours debating this to myself over a pint of ice cream while crying into the
mirror about the fat that has accumulated on my non-existent core.  Maybe I
should stop focusing so much on what I don't have and focus more on what I
do have...like, a complete kick-ass, sarcastic brain that allows me to
create scenarios in my mind that occupy me while irritating people are
talking to me...or my lack of organization that will always lend me an
excuse as to why I cannot attend a boring function because I'm trying to get
my house "in order"...or the perfect timing I have when it comes to spotting
the elephant in the room and the carefree nature I have of jumping on that
bitch and riding it down the street naked....or how about the endearing eyes
that God blessed me with that read, "I really care about your problem" all
the whilst I'm conjuring thoughts of world domination???  With all of these
things going for me, how would I ever have time to wonder how more fabulous
others are?  And why would I even care??    ;-)